Commanding Attention
Posted by HomeBiz on 08/23/08 in Health
Oy. It is so hard these days to get anyone to pay attention to you. You can yell at the top of your lungs. You can flaunt your “assets” in their faces. You can even walk around in the nude and no one is likely to notice. Maybe if you throw money in the air people will start to care, but at that point their only looking at your money and are still likely not paying attention to you.
But, whatever. I still care about my appearance. I went to a dentist DC and got some Washington DC dental braces and everything is starting to fall into place. At the very least, if they are not going to look me in my eyes, maybe I can go to a Washington D C cosmetic dentist and get my teeth whitened to the point that I can shine light in people’s eyes causing them temporary blindness if they don’t pay attention to me. It may not make any favorable impressions, but at the very least it will give people a story to tell about the person that blinded them with their teeth, and that is my first step towards a future of immortality.
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